Kung Fu Kickin'

Photo by LyndalWines.

I don't get it...is "Kung Fu" supposed to be code word for "Fierce"? "Strong"? "Potentially lethal"?

If I drink this, will I instantly become a warrior princess, sprout nunchucks and kick some major Crouching Tiger butt?

And what's up with her lack of eyes?


...I'll think about it.