I was in the mood for eggs, so I made a cheese omelet with cheddar and sprinkled some kimchi-nori seasoning over it, along with black pepper. Then I proceeded to smother the toast in Wild Berry jam.
It read: "You have an unusually magnetic personality."
When I showed it to my dad, he zipped through it and responded in a slow, drawn-out tone:
"The keyword here would be...unusual."
Thanks, Dad. I can feel the love.