Omelet Fortunes

Breakfast.

I was in the mood for eggs, so I made a cheese omelet with cheddar and sprinkled some kimchi-nori seasoning over it, along with black pepper. Then I proceeded to smother the toast in Wild Berry jam.

My omelet.

After the meal, I cracked open a fortune cookie from the Chinese take-out the night before.

It read: "You have an unusually magnetic personality."

When I showed it to my dad, he zipped through it and responded in a slow, drawn-out tone:

"The keyword here would be...unusual."

Thanks, Dad. I can feel the love.